Shlong

A shlong is a slang word to design a penis. It is usually used as a goofy word.

Bro slammed his shlong all over my face

by dickduck3000 May 31, 2023

Shlong

Big Big Penis

Look at my shlong

by g3b3 June 1, 2023

Sklongk

An absolutely enormous toe.

Bob: Annie is way outta Tom’s league
Jeff: Yea but i heard he’s got a sklongk
Anna: Mmhm
Betty: Nice
Amanda: AUUUUAAGHHH

by P Enid June 14, 2023

Shlong

Shlong is a combination of the word short and long

This building isn’t quite so short or long, it’s shlong

by DndBoi June 15, 2023

Salonii

Goth rockstar.

Usually plays drums.

I want to pay my monthly salary to watch Salonii live on stage !!

Salonii has so many groupies. I wish I was her rep - Xi Jinping

by hadespersephone June 30, 2023

Shlonkers

When a oversized or overly large appearing pair of footwear such gym shoes are clearly bigger than the wearer’s feet but still fit the wearers feet.

Bro pulled up wearing them Amazon shlonkers to school in his shorts with them skinny ass ankles exposed. My boi lookin like a tictac with shaq’s shoes.

by Mr.KrabbzKachow July 24, 2024

shlong

giant gaging penis, often errect when other males come into its territory. Not to mention the throbbing pain one experiences after not getting grazed by the male touch for a while, one may call this "blue balling". No one can use their shlong unless granted access by the shlong lord ace sanders. Enjoy your shlong, with caution my fellow shlong havers.

"damn, i didn't think ace had such a long shlong"

by diganlinghaver October 9, 2023