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swinging banjo

When a cat grabs onto a man's testicles and swings there until detached with significant effort.
That cat got me the other night. It made a right swinging banjo out of me.
by Lostcloud January 14, 2017
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Finger Swing

When you swipe your finger so fast that you get it stuck on the 7th wrinkle of the right hemisphere of your bootyhole.
Randal: Hey Chad! Come help, I got my finger stuck!
Chad: How did you do that?
Randal:Well the finger swing got away from me.
Chad:Damnit Randal!
by Xxextentioncord May 30, 2020
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bladder swing

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.
I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.
by jonny_raige February 5, 2014
mugGet the bladder swingmug.

Jeterian Swing

Zack came up to bat in the bottom of the 9th inning with his team down by one, championship on the line, bases loaded with one out, needing a hit to win the game, but he had a Jeterian Swing, hitting a ground ball to the second baseman, flipped to the shortstop, to the first baseman, game over, championship over, the other team wins by a score of 3-2.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2024
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SWINGING TRIPE

EXCESS FLESH THAT PROTRUDES FROM A VAGINA.
THE DANCER BENT OVER AND ALL I SAW WAS SOME SWINGING TRIPE.
by peter fitzintite May 8, 2011
mugGet the SWINGING TRIPEmug.

Swing pool

A pool but with a swing in it
Hey do you want to go so the swing pool later?
by I’m actually right October 11, 2020
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Swinging

When grown men kiss the dope mans ass. They are always agreeing with anything he says. Always spying for him. Always being his golfer. Always laughing at his not funny jokes or rude cut downs.
He is always swinging on the dope man's dick just to get to his sack.
by Ninashroom February 8, 2022
mugGet the Swingingmug.

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