sweaty lincoln

The act of being a sloppy, sweaty, stinky person. The Lincoln just works, because the early 90 model Lincoln cars were just ugly and lousy, so both the words coagulate well together.

Man, that straight up sweaty lincoln over there is bein' a mad stinky bitch.

by Barnabee Jones January 14, 2010

Sweaty Garden

the fuzzy patch of skin that lies between the skinbag and your arse hole

i shaved my sweaty garden last night. it was a messy process, i have had explosive diarrhea all day and some chocolate sprinkles got stuck in my razor

by bassplayer2493 November 4, 2009

Sweaty Pebble

While in a steam shower a man pours fruity pebbles in a girls cunt and jizzes on it and eats it out.

Whoo! I sure am hot from that sweaty pebble in the sauna.

by skankaliscious November 16, 2011

Sweaty wrecking ball.

The act where a man has anal sex whith a woman in a room with a high teperature where with each thrust his sack hits her vagina with great force.

Oh yeah hit me with your "sweaty wrecking ball."

by Michael Colreone July 27, 2011

Sweaty Jackhammer

When jacking off you cannot bust and you begin to sweat and your arm begins to cramp and feels like you have been using a jackhammer for an hour

I was jacking off so long i had a sweaty jackhammer going

by BKing19 May 3, 2012

Sweaty-Sack BackDraft

note: This takes some planning, a pair of nylon gym shorts, and willing ..or unaware partner to work. When a guy has been doing an athletic activity and has swamp-sack (foul smelling scrotum) he will close one leg opening tight and then he gets his significant other to blow air up his shorts only to have the air circulate and exit back out the same leg hole into her/his face.

I plopped down on the couch after finishing my run. I told "Jane" my nuts were hot so she decided to blow up my short to "cool them off" but I closed off the other leg and she got the "Sweaty-Sack BackDraft"

by mackbooyaa May 22, 2013

sweaty neb

Short for 'sweaty neblar'
an idiot, moron, slacker, general loser, lazy, pleb

"She was such a sweaty neb, she couldn't find Paris on a map of Paris."

by anteater June 5, 2013