The legend of Strutters has been uttered on the lips of men as Gods would, the reverential awe afforded to this mystery has never before, or will ever again, be repeated. Little is known of Strutters, other than you are chosen, selected to attend. It is as much an attitude, a state of mind as it is physical.
It has been said that once entered, a change, an evolution, is set in motion which cannot be reversed. The cries of torment can be heard from within, rumoured to be the purging of weakness, the instillation of strength, a possession.
The weak leave as men.
It has been said that once entered, a change, an evolution, is set in motion which cannot be reversed. The cries of torment can be heard from within, rumoured to be the purging of weakness, the instillation of strength, a possession.
The weak leave as men.
What the fuck happened to Hugo?
The word on the street is he found Strutters and is not the same man, he is now The Monster.
I don't know what the fuck happened in there, no one does.
The word on the street is he found Strutters and is not the same man, he is now The Monster.
I don't know what the fuck happened in there, no one does.
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When you come into the same path as someone coming from the opposite direction and you both keep going in the same direction to get by, and so keep blocking each other. Must occur at least twice to be a struttle. The need for this word was realized in 1976 by Jude, Keith, Robin and Kajsa while in Kalamata sipping oouzo. Please help spread the word and let others know that there really is a word for this occurence. Thanks a bunch, Jude.
When you come into the same path as someone coming from the opposite direction and you both keep going in the same direction to get by, and so keep blocking each other. Must occur at least twice to be a struttle. The need for this word was realized in 1976 by Jude, Keith, Robin and Kajsa while in Kalamata sipping oouzo. Please help spread the word and let others know that there really is a word for this occurence. Thanks a bunch, Jude.
I was trying to get out of the store when I got into a major struttle with this huge guy. What can you do? I just turned around, went back inside and waited until he left.
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Get the Struttle mug.While they tend to be very intelligent and mild mannerd, the modern Strutural Engineer is more than likely extremely Gay. They tend to exhibit normal heterosexual behavior when in public, often times pretending to have wives and families and even act like Conservatives. Once they get in the comfort of their office where they are surrounded by their other Structural Engineering “Companions” their real feelings come out. They often times stay at their place of work late while drinking strawberry daqueries and having all male orgies.
Two Structural Engineers were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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A fart that is "load-bearing", i.e. when one farts and a little shit comes out, too.
The term originates with the fact that a wall or other construct that is load bearing is sometimes referred to as being structural.
Also known as a "shart" or a "fart surprise".
The term originates with the fact that a wall or other construct that is load bearing is sometimes referred to as being structural.
Also known as a "shart" or a "fart surprise".
I thought it would just be a little gas, but God help me, that fart turned out to be structural.
Man, after drinking 3 gallons of beer last night I've had nothing but structural farts today.
Man, after drinking 3 gallons of beer last night I've had nothing but structural farts today.
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