Bill: How was your date last night?
Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
Bill: Bitch plz, you be telling a Viper Story. You didn't tap anything, your anaconda got nada.
Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
Bill: Bitch plz, you be telling a Viper Story. You didn't tap anything, your anaconda got nada.
by Thatguyyoureallyhate May 3, 2016
Get the Viper Storymug. Animated stories are said to be real. It's unkown if it is fake or real. But using my brain and research online. IT IS FAKE. It's clickbait and really far fetched stories that are fun to react to and make fun of. DONT SEND YOUR PERSONAL STORIES THEY MIGHT TAKE UR INFO THEY MIGHT ALSO NOT ANIMATE IT.
Regan: have you heard of these animated stories
Sam: those fake stories? yah dont watch it u will lose braincells.
Regan: yah i know
Sam: those fake stories? yah dont watch it u will lose braincells.
Regan: yah i know
by stupid10yearold November 24, 2020
Get the animated storiesmug. A reddit story is a story (most likely ai generated) that can range from being mildly weird to absolutely deranged
Usually found on tiktok/yt shorts read by a text-to-speech ai playing minecraft with a cooking video under it
made to fry your brain and attention span
These stories can range from being about a kid and their birthday party to a stepsister f*cking their stepbrother alabama style.
Usually found on tiktok/yt shorts read by a text-to-speech ai playing minecraft with a cooking video under it
made to fry your brain and attention span
These stories can range from being about a kid and their birthday party to a stepsister f*cking their stepbrother alabama style.
by Seataiii November 5, 2023
Get the Reddit storymug. When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.
Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
by That Other Guy's Nan December 20, 2013
Get the story bombermug. “Jose , you showed up.” glados said looking at the hispanic man. “You bet you wet bot butt i did.” jose said with his beautiful mustache blowing in the wind (almost as the wind was blowing him). “Umhh. “ glados activated her built in vibrator, “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” with a little “uggggg!!!!?!!” booming out of her high quality speakers. Jose got very aroused seeing the vibrator buzz. He slapped glados’s butt and starting to strip ‘er down. But then from hearing, “strip er’ down” dan the tv man blasted through the wall wearing nothing but boxers he screamed “GET ER’ DONE!!!” he ran over to the glados widely open shaft and he shoved his 9 feet penis in it. Jose began to cry, his penis was only 1/999 inches, he thought that glados would reject him after seeing a 9 foot penis. But he still got very aroused from hearing glados’s open moans from dans penis.
“Dang dan, you and jose you know how to hump an artificial intelligence, but I have the world's greatest penis” said batman as he came through the window with a tight 9 pack. “Wow” the whole group said as they gazed at the perfect penis, it even throbbed in a way that was probably not even possible. Jose and dan looked at it and looked at each other while thinking “is being gay a bad thing?” (and yes it is, pure judgement here)
THE END
“Dang dan, you and jose you know how to hump an artificial intelligence, but I have the world's greatest penis” said batman as he came through the window with a tight 9 pack. “Wow” the whole group said as they gazed at the perfect penis, it even throbbed in a way that was probably not even possible. Jose and dan looked at it and looked at each other while thinking “is being gay a bad thing?” (and yes it is, pure judgement here)
THE END
end of story t7
by nubby gubby June 10, 2018
Get the story t7mug. A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.
-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
by IacobAlmançor May 21, 2018
Get the Bar storymug. That one fellow mate of yours that uploads more than 20 to 25+ pictures to stories in instagram, facebook, etc
guy1: jesus mate
guy2: what is it?
giy1: one of my friend uploads a ton of pictures of him/herself to their stories. maye about 20+
guy2: damn he\shes such a story abuser
guy2: what is it?
giy1: one of my friend uploads a ton of pictures of him/herself to their stories. maye about 20+
guy2: damn he\shes such a story abuser
by Sebby294 May 11, 2021
Get the Story Abusermug.