some fucking awesome stick weapon thing from japan this is either made of wood or bamboo (i think mine is made of bamboo) that people dont give 2 shits about because they think its fucking lame when they have sharp pieces of metal well fuck you because its better than your fucking longsword... thing
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some fucking dumbass: I FUCKING HATE YOU!!1!!1!11 *proceeds to punch him with his weak ass 1 eighth of a pound arm made purely of prime and grimace shake because he wanted to become appreciated in life*
some fucking dumbass: I FUCKING HATE YOU!!1!!1!11 *proceeds to punch him with his weak ass 1 eighth of a pound arm made purely of prime and grimace shake because he wanted to become appreciated in life*
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Get the tiger staff mug.Annoying idiots who work at your school and are really annoying getting mad for little to no reason and other stuff and when someone talks back they get even more mad because they want to look like the good boy well guess what staff ur not ur the ones causing the problem
In the bustling cafeteria, a group of students laughs and chats over their lunch.
School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"
Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."
School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."
Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."
School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”
The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.
student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”
School staff member: “get the fuck out!”
Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”
School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”
Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"
Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."
School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."
Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."
School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”
The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.
student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”
School staff member: “get the fuck out!”
Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”
School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”
Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
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To paraphrase so outrageously that all likeness to the original comment is lost.
To invent statistics from thin air.
To paraphrase so outrageously that all likeness to the original comment is lost.
To invent statistics from thin air.
Don't quote the stoat with me. - Said to someone you believe to be telling a lie.
I might be Quoting the stoat here, but 87.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - Said when you are inventing statistics from thin air.
I might be Quoting the stoat here, but 87.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - Said when you are inventing statistics from thin air.
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