bachelor stance

Choosing to eat at the counter when eating at the table is totally a feasible option.

Then he assumed the bachelor stance as he devoured the tacos

by PeterPiper March 4, 2015

Hair stache

When someone (a woman) has a mustache.

Did you see that womans' hair stache?

by loveyounot October 4, 2016

Door stander

People who stand in a door way blocking other people to get through without knowing

Guy 1- what?!, what are those guys doing?
Guy 2- i don't know dude, they must be door standers

by Butthole fuck August 8, 2016

spic stache

The pubic hair of a Latina woman

"You should've seen the spic stache on Juanita last night. I think I've got rugburn!"

by Miketheteacher December 11, 2016

ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face

Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.

by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017

Beaver stance

When a cat slumps over the arm of a sofa with its legs spreading.

Look over there, Jack is in his beaver stance

by Chasadia November 21, 2018

Paul Stanley Green

Known flat earth Internet troll “Alfie Green”. Lives in Christchurch, NZ. He is a known pedophile and a cunt. Fuck that guy.

Geoff: Hey guys did you hear? Paul Stanley Green got arrested for child pornography again. Roberto: Yup, no surprise there. He’s one sick POS.

by YankBastard69 January 6, 2019