Mushroom Stamp

Using the head of a penis and smacking someone in the face leaving behind a mark in the skin that looks like a mushroom.

My friend fell asleep so I gave him a mushroom stamp;
I gave my girlfriend a mushroom stamp during a BJ

by OuttaSight OuttaMind December 28, 2011

food stamp money

Money acquired by selling ones or a loved ones food stamps, usually for much less than they are actually worth, usually to purchase drugs, alcohol, or weapons.

The dude came by the other day trying to sell me his girlfriends foodstamps. tryin to get that food stamp money.

by Dr.Dankenstein March 9, 2009

Food Stamp Famine

The period of time during which you run out of food waiting on your food stamps to arrive.

"Hey man why is your fridge empty?!? "
"Food Stamp Famine Man! "

by TheJoker82 April 9, 2012

Musical Tramp Stamp

A song purchased while being intoxicated that is a waste of money which you regret later.

Dude, you downloaded Taylor Swift?

I was drunk....

You're gonna regret that.

Yeah, it's a Musical Tramp Stamp, I know....

by BadassBurg June 12, 2011

mice stamping

if you go mice stamping with your friends mother

Ite rod, are we still going mice stamping with ur mum tonight ?

by tumnai October 4, 2009

Stamp licker

A medical condition (usually self inflicted or self induced) resulting in a patient vegetative state where the tongue hangs out of mouth and drools constantly.

Doofus stopped taking his blood pressure medicine and had a major stroke causing him to be a stamp licker now.

Ditzy was texting and driving when she wrecked her car and was thrown through the windshield. Now she's nothing but a stamp licker

by jlt,RN April 5, 2017

asa stamps

The most interesting man on the earth comes to him for advice; the only thing Chuck Norris and aliens fear is Asa Stamps... Every universe has a drink named after him. If Asa Stamps stared at the moon it would disappear.

AKA: the Wolf, Mr. Wolf, The fixer

You got a problem call Asa Stamps

by sevenofninewolf July 12, 2015