The best one who is actively sleeping with a member of the preferred sex, but not actually having sex, can hope for. Spoon tang is simply "Spooning" (Laying sideways in bed, one behind the other)with a cool-sounding suffix having been added to sound considerably less lame and unfruitful. Popular close Platonic guy-girl relationships.
Hey, wanna hang tonight?
I can't, I'm getting some Spoon Tang-tonight!
....Spoon-Tang? Hahahahahahaha. Bitch.
I can't, I'm getting some Spoon Tang-tonight!
....Spoon-Tang? Hahahahahahaha. Bitch.
by HeyitsAC123 March 1, 2009
Get the Spoon Tang mug.Derived from the surname "Spooner" and used to describe someone who does something stupid, nonsensical or foolish. Variations include "spoon-noob" and "spoonface".
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If you try to reply a dis with the same kind of dis, like; Person A: "Your mama is so fat", Person B: "No, your mama is so fat". OR Person A: "Why are you so so ugly?" Person B: "Because you are ugly"
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Get the Spoon mug.A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.
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Get the poon spoon mug.When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
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-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.
Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*
by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009
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