National Send a Nude Day

April 19th - A holiday fabricated by gamma males who have no potential of ever seeing a female friend/acquaintance/crush nude other than to denigrate society at large into celebrating vapidity and loveless intimacy.

Gamma male: "It's National Send a Nude Day!"
Gamma male: *furiously wacks off on a potted plant*

by Archetypal Bear April 19, 2019

send off

(1) A person you can take advantage of. Also a person you can get to do stupid things. these people are usually really thirsty for some attention.
(2) a task you can give someone so they can leave you alone

"we should get the send off to blow this line of peper."
"motherfucker told me the wrong address, he was straight up trying to send me off"

by SEKT January 20, 2006

Send a load to the coast

A large defecation, or shit. Usually a relief to dispose of accompanied by extreme satisfaction. The sort you really look forward to, sometimes accompanied by favourite reading matter, e.g. War And Peace. When the bowels work at their very best, and gravity does the rest.

CEO to secretary, "Hold my calls love, I'm off to send a load to the coast"

I'd love to accept the Nobel Prize but first I need to send a load to the coast.

by Peter Hawkins September 28, 2006

Sending some Faxes

When a woman gives fellatio to a man and her head goes all the way back and thrusts forward in rapid succession

Bob: oh god i had the best head last night

Jim Oh was she Sending some Faxes??

Bob HELL YEAH brofist

Tina Im so proud of my BJ skills I can totally send faxes

Debbie Wow SLUT I wish I could send faxes

by sooksumwang September 3, 2011

send it

Driving at unsafe speeds. or performing reckless actions that you may have doubts about.

Fore example (my wheel baring in my truck is bad) " fuck it send it "

by Aaayyyfleur September 12, 2016

Slender

Attractive female. This word is usually yelled out aloud at the passing example.

Slender!!!

by Simon April 23, 2003

The Oden's Return to Sender

After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.

I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!

by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006