spedpeed

The act of having urinated as fast as is humanly possible; while observing all appropriate protocols and procedures (i.e. wiping, (if necessary) flushing, and washing etc.) in order to hurry back quickly to whatever it was you were doing previously. (i.e. chatting, playing poker, gaming, cooking, entertaining etc..)

Example from online Poker room chat text:

Eve: brb, gotta pee
Adam: k
(26 seconds later)
Eve: k back
Adam: well that was quick!

Abel: Jesus, did you change your mind?

Cain: Did you teleport? lol
Eve: Lol, no I just spedpeed... Didn't wanna miss the next hand...

by superspeedpeeer September 5, 2009

Spedhouse

A house full of sped children.

Woah Bridgette is so lame, she must come from a spedhouse.

by joarsh October 13, 2010

spedhead

dummy

spedhead!!!!!!!!!!!

by lololololololllolollol December 13, 2018

Speddy Eddy

a speddy eddy is a person who is really stupid (special education)

Damn! She is such a Speddy Eddy

by LiT not ship April 16, 2020

Spedtard

Someone who is bad at everything and is not smart at all.

Bro Des is such a spedtard

by Desde December 17, 2020

Spedal

Someone who is specal ed, and special. fucktard, special, retard

Sarah was so spedal after she knocked back a couple rum and cokes in Mexico.

by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004

spedunkerd

extremely fucking drunk

dude, i got so spedunkerd i woke up somewhere else and pissed my pants

by nut_fuck January 12, 2004