Lunchtime Special

When you get a fresh jar of mayonnaise, open it up, mix it up with your dick, and then you proceed to put it in a females ass. Afterwards, you wipe up the excess mayo with a piece of bread, add all your sandwich fixins and enjoy!

Im going to go catch a lunchtime special with Suzie today.

by Pooprick25 May 26, 2017

Pacitti Special

A two-for-one, killing two birds with one stone, etc.
Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.

Man, David Bowie AND Robin Williams are dead. That's a Pacitti Special.

by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016

Shanghai Special

The dazzling act of giving someone a handjob with ramen in your hands

"Hey Jeff"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"

by Butthole Shitstain May 26, 2016

JS special

When someone licks your asshole or you licking someone else's.

Dude I gave my girl the JS special last night

by daggummmm23 July 24, 2016

the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin

Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special

by the terrorist January 16, 2017

the berko special

To brutalise a female partner in bed to the point she no longer wants intercourse.

Did you hear Matt gave that girl last night The Berko Special

by supreme benefactor February 6, 2017

Christmas special

The people who insist on celebrating the winter holidays in warmer climates as if they’re actually cold.

“Why is Shelly wearing a Christmas scarf and drinking peppermint hot chocolate? It was 90° today.”

“That’s Shelly for you, she’s Christmas special.”

by nothing123456789 November 17, 2021