When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
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Get the Soap mug.A way to discribe the interst you take in something, the way you might take interest in a soap opera can explain how you view some other interaction. It could be overhearing a conversation, watching others from a window, following a tabloid publication or a public personality. Given how the platform for communication has become the enormity that it now is, our ability to view has amplified and those sqare eyes that those of us were promised if we sat too close or watched too much TV has become a thing of truth as the world is viewed through a screen. The affluent would view their theatrical experiences from the boxes through opera glasses. The multi platfomed entertainment/media allows us to peer through into places denied us in prior times. So our ability to view life down the lense and how we view what we see in a certain respect can be viewed as seeing through or wearing soap opera glasses
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Guy 1: "You're stupid, on god."
Guy 2: "Who is that?" - Soap Response
Guy 1: "Put it on the Bible."
Guy 2: "Not putting anything on that comic book." - Soap Response
Guy 1: "You're gay, bro."
Guy 2: "Only on Sundays." - Soap Response
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Guy 2: "Who is that?" - Soap Response
Guy 1: "Put it on the Bible."
Guy 2: "Not putting anything on that comic book." - Soap Response
Guy 1: "You're gay, bro."
Guy 2: "Only on Sundays." - Soap Response
Guy 1: "You better ask God for forgiveness."
Guy 2: "Tell him to FaceTime me." - Soap Response
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