Shift-pity

The expression of fake sorrow for another person having a horrible work schedule

“I’m working graveyard on weekends now.” “Oh, that’s rough. I don’t know how you do it.” “I don’t need your shift-pity.”

by PdmHillsboro April 17, 2020

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Shift Pinky

Shift-Pinky, a condition mostly prominent within PC gamers, is a condition that occurs when one holds down the shift key(often used for sprinting or other maneuvers in PC-games) for prolonged periods of time. Symptoms include soreness, bone aches, and sometimes bruising.

(Gamer 1)Man, I played Red Dead II all night and now my pinky hurts.

(Gamer 2)Dude, you got shift-pinky
(Gamer 1)Tf is Shift Pinky?
(Gamer 2) Exactly what you just said
(Gamer 1) Aw shit...

by Burnin8r55 April 21, 2020

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Shiftniinja

A 26 year old gamer who sits at home and plays games all day in which he is very bad at. Also on grinder way too much and complains about it slowing down his amazing internet.

Woah, that Shiftniinja won't stop blaring Ram Ranch

by louawp April 30, 2020

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sift

sift is a dumb minecraft youtuber shitty haker that is french and bulgarian

fuck sift

by sift November 7, 2020

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shift bat

A sheet of paper or card that gives a bus driver their routes, times and running information (such as sign-on and off times, meal break times, bus type) for the shift they are allocated.

Henry the bus driver collected his shift bat from the depot at the beginning of his shift.

by Bob747438 February 28, 2021

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