Shituation

A current experience that is entirely negative.

I waited In line at the DMV for an hour and a half, and then I was informed I needed my passport, which I didn’t bring. What a shituation!

by LarryD67 November 26, 2025

Situationship

Situationship

Situationship describes someone in a situation with another person, usually romantic

by TRACYDCB November 28, 2025

situationship

same as going on dates or seeing someone but became a new thing for God knows what reason

Dumbass: Guess what? I just got into a situationship.
Person: tf is a situationship?

by turquoisekoala January 19, 2026

whisper situation

1. When a very attractive female is with an ugly, dorky or unfashionable male.

2. A mismatched couple.

That girl's boyfriend is rocking a ponytail, what a whisper situation.

by joshy rotten October 17, 2008

Plaper Situation

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.

"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."

by xnofy May 6, 2010

squirrel situation

When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.

Man this fat chicks after my nuts, i got a serious squirrel situation here.

by eazyG November 8, 2011

hypothreatical situation

When someone, usually someone with a "tude" (or stereotypical, overprotective fathers) threatens to do something to someone else if that other person commits a certain act.

"If you lay one hand on that donut, I'm going to punch you into next week!"

"If you so much as post one copyrighted video, we'll sue you out of your skin!"

These are hypothreatical situations.

by Graydo February 4, 2012