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Single Suspenders

When a woman's g-string is showing from both sides of her pants, usually very high, giving the appearence of suspenders. These showcase her availability and wanting.
Chelsea was looking good with her single suspenders, Brian knew he had a chance.
by Fromagnum June 20, 2010
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single scissoring

When a female stimulates herself using an inanimate, unmovable object.
Cindy has been single scissoring against the bedpost.
by Staunchy McStaunchington April 23, 2021
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Single sock sensation

When you masturbate with a single sock and only one sock to feel a great sensation. After two year. if only using that sock you are obligated to marry that sock.
Yo Tyler has been practicing Single sock sensation for 2 years now he needs to marry the sock now
by Funny goober May 18, 2022
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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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Single

Single are those who dosen't have girlfriend but single boys respect girls, single are mostly Memers
tera__pra admin is memer so he is single
by tera__pra July 15, 2019
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Single cock

The joyous state of having a free-roaming penis
Tom and Stuart sat back, reminiscing about their days of owning a single cock
by Seatons Nose November 16, 2017
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Single as a shingle

When one is single to the extreme and needs to be eaten like a snack while singing "All the shingle ladies, all the shingle ladies"
Denise is single as a shingle and gets eaten like a pringle
by EatMeLikeAPringle August 30, 2021
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