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simon

means himan "the flap of skin in a females vagina that tears during the first time they have intercourse
"fuck that chicks simon bled all over me!"
by boblee February 7, 2008
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Simon Sayes

1) Often mistaken for the game "simon says".

2) Simon Sayes... Simon Sayes hi and girls slowly melt. He is someone who is stunning, gorgeous and one of the most caring people you could have in their life. A Godsend, an Angel. And he deserves to be appreciated and loved accordingly. He'll be there to catch your back when you've fallen so treasure him. And even if he doesn't believe it, he is beyond amazing and the best howdie partner anyone or any girl could ever ask for. Intelligent, charming and charismatic, he will steal your heart as soon as you look into his eyes. And truly, he's so amazing... desired by many... loved by all

3) as a verb to be a Simon Sayes is synonymous to acting in a manner so great, fantastic, fabulous, awesome and funny in epic proportions. It's almost impossible to find people who can pull of a Simon Sayes, apart from Simon Sayes him self. He's special, unique, one-of-a-kind and entirely lovable.
1) simon says smile

2) i wish i was as nice and kind as Simon Sayes.

everyone loves simon

3) ... sorry only a Simon Sayes can verb his name
by onetwentyeightam July 7, 2010
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Simon

A big ass nerd. Biggest dork in the grade but probably has a HUGE dong. Argues with the math teacher all the time and switches schools because he doesn't agree. Low key fire at dabbing and will fight you if you piss him off. Wears glasses, and doesn't brush his hair. Works for hours and plays Minecraft at home. Has an iPad. Watches Dr. Who. VERY DORKY.
by Mcbigballer12 July 28, 2017
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Simon

A rich, upper class person. With other £1000000.
OMG how did u get that your liked simon
by spinnyharv September 15, 2017
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Simon

Simon is just like the rest of us exept he’s got one big ass
by Susannah December 13, 2017
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Simon Duong

Simon is a cool asian he likes rice and prefers cat over dogs . HES A BETTER VERSION OF JACKIE CHAN....
*Holds Chopstick And Catches Flies* OMG HOWW??
Simon Duong Is a ASIAN man and is coolz
by Mr. Slurp April 29, 2019
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