Shading occurs when you hide your relationship from your friends even though they know you have someone in your life
by PussyWhisperer August 10, 2017
Get the Shading mug.An act whereby a man or woman is encouraged by their partner to don a G-string/thong, pull siad thong up high around their waste and proceed to take a shit. As the shit comes out it will be 'shredded' in to 2 or more pieces. This act is known as shredding.
Dave: Hey Julie I'm well up for some shredding, where's your skimpiest thong?
Julie: Are you sure Dave? I had a HUGE curry last night.... feels like it may be a bit sloppy for shredding.
Dave: O yeah! the sloppier the better babe!
Julie: Are you sure Dave? I had a HUGE curry last night.... feels like it may be a bit sloppy for shredding.
Dave: O yeah! the sloppier the better babe!
by Wanker Jack November 4, 2008
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From the verb To Soad.
The act of making up words and placing them in online references solely for the sake of making a few extra silly points on a board game.
The act of making up words and placing them in online references solely for the sake of making a few extra silly points on a board game.
A: Ergteg is not a word!
B: Is too ...
A: Is not!
B: Yuh huh! Look it up on Urban Dictionary .... see, I told you, it's a word!
A: No way, man. You soaded that
B: I so did not
A: I accuse you of soading.
B: Go ergteg yourself!
A: You wish ....
B: Is too ...
A: Is not!
B: Yuh huh! Look it up on Urban Dictionary .... see, I told you, it's a word!
A: No way, man. You soaded that
B: I so did not
A: I accuse you of soading.
B: Go ergteg yourself!
A: You wish ....
by theguywhowrotethis August 6, 2010
Get the Soading mug.1) A sexual position with a single partner where visual and auditory stimuli are temporarily deadened. At that point in time one is in a superposition where penetration is occurring in all orifices simultaneous. Upon the return of auditory and visual stimuli, the wave form collapses and only one orifice is being penetrated.
2) A Ménage à trois (Three-Way) with a temporary removal of audio an d visual stimuli. Requires penetration. Upon the removal of audio and visual stimuli one partner is simultaneously penetrating the two other partners until the return of the audio and visual stimuli. At that point, the wave form collapses and only one partner is chosen for penetration.
2) A Ménage à trois (Three-Way) with a temporary removal of audio an d visual stimuli. Requires penetration. Upon the removal of audio and visual stimuli one partner is simultaneously penetrating the two other partners until the return of the audio and visual stimuli. At that point, the wave form collapses and only one partner is chosen for penetration.
1) "I had the most amazing time last night. My girlfriend put earplugs on me then we started having sex. Right when I was about to finish she put a blind fold on me and I felt like I experienced Schrödinger's Three Way!"
2) "So the three of us were having sex last night. I covered my ears and turned of the lights. I was in the middle of a Schrödinger's Three Way!"
2) "So the three of us were having sex last night. I covered my ears and turned of the lights. I was in the middle of a Schrödinger's Three Way!"
by Dr. Whom November 9, 2012
Get the Schrödinger's Three Way mug.When a couple are trying to get pregnant but even after several years of them being intimate, they couldn't get pregnant only to find out that they have been doing it in the wrong hole.
by theRealSchrodinger April 18, 2019
Get the Schrodinger’s Pregnancy mug.The theory and thought experiment that you never know if your Bitch is cheating on you or not until you read her conversation history on her phone
Boyfriend: I hope my Bitch Jennifer isn't whoring on some other dudes
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you
by FURYqwerty January 13, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Girlfriend mug.A variation the the term "Schrödinger's douchebag". It is when a person makes a sexist remark and when confronted act like the remark was a joke and demean the person confronted for getting offended.
Person 1: *Makes sexist remark*
Person 2: That's sexist dude
Person 1: It's a joke, why you getting offended, you a simp or something?
Person 2: Way to be a Schrödinger's misogynist, jerk
Person 2: That's sexist dude
Person 1: It's a joke, why you getting offended, you a simp or something?
Person 2: Way to be a Schrödinger's misogynist, jerk
by EtaOfTheWay March 30, 2021
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