shooting the shit

doin smack

I was really shooting the shit last night at Chad's house.

by DAMAN October 28, 2003

Shooting range

Spraying your load in an unsuspecting woman's face.

"She thought she was just going to tease me with some oral play but then I took her to the shooting range."

by iddyut December 13, 2012

schoting

the act of an obese person eating so fast that they make loud breathing noise as they cant catch up, they are eating the food so fast as to inhale it.

Nik quit schoting your food!

by Fat Fucker May 27, 2005

Sooting

Survival looting, a legal way to get goods to survive in times of disaster or in a state of emergency

The victims of Hurricane Katrina have to loot to survive, they are not looting, they are sooting.

by Jean September 12, 2005

shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range

Defecating; taking a shit on the toilet.

It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!

by pentozali August 28, 2010

Shooting The Banana

Slang for playing Mario Kart Double Dash alluding to a common event that occurs when one shoots a banana peel at an opponent's kart.

Dude, I was shooting the banana today and it was sick!

by Dotdotziggydot October 3, 2011

Showing on

Showing on, To show on. When a person, usually a man in a busy pub helps a female through a crowd by placing his hand on her back and helping her forward, or showing on. Particularly when he doesn't know her and when she does not require any showing on assistance.

kim: Hey, can you see that guy over there, he is constantly showing on girls through the crowd
Moomin; Yes, Ive noticed him doing it to all the hot chicks even when it's not busy

by Fatcatkim November 15, 2011