tactical shitface

When you tactically time getting wasted to not fuck you over later.

Francis: “Hey Florent are you sure you want to finish all that beer tonight? Tomorrow you have to work right?”
Florent: “Don’t worry, I have the morning off, so I can go for a tactical shitface.”

by Edy Francis December 3, 2017

unfuckery shitface

That one cunt that insults in ovewatch teamchat.

Tank Player: "omg dps you're fucking trash"
Dps Player: "you unfuckery shitface"

by tevittu April 30, 2021

MANDATORY SHITFEEDER

It's the SHITFEEDER picked by the little girls and little boys for you know who.

Yes, ANAL ALAN the MANDATORY SHITEATER has an assigned MANDATORY SHITFEEDER that will make the little girls and little boys happy.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE July 28, 2021

Tz’shitfaced

Drunk to a degree that innately changes the being that it occurs to.
Etymology: shitfaced, tz’shmettered.

To cure their depression caused by being single, the oilam regularly gets absolutely tz’shitfaced.

by ich freaking kennisht November 21, 2021

The Shitbucket

Usually, a car in horrid conditions that should not be legal also most likely
has the front bumper completely torn off but people still love the car regardless

"Bro let's ride in Arian's Shitbucket" "fuck yeah shitbucket"

"Look it's The Shitbucket" "Wow"

by MachaDesolatte May 21, 2022

Serbian Shitfaced

Spending your entire Canadian Emergency Response Benefit on alcohol.

“Michael got Serbian Shitfaced last weekend.”

by eagledonor July 2, 2023

the shitface

A front presented to deceive someone and string them along, only to then sell them out. This is most commonly used in discussions on politics or geopolitics to ridicule someone's misplaced trust. Generally followed by an obnoxious number of crying-laughing emojis.

"I can't believe you fell for it again. Bernie got you with the shitface! LOL He says he's anti-capitalist, but all he did was sheepdog you back into the Democrats."

"You voted 'America First' but you got 'Israel First' again lmaooooo Trump got you with the shitface!"

by Duval till we die mfer February 28, 2025