American Senses

The uncanny, and supernatural ability that any, god loving American patriot can sense oil within a radius of 50 Big macs

God loving American patriot: Man my American senses are going nuts why does a backwater town in the middle of nowhere have oil?

by God Loving American Patriot August 10, 2023

act like you got some sense

Behave like you have some common sense

Hey baby, you’re going out with your friends tonight I see. Act like you got some sense.

by anonymous October 6, 2023

dozen't make sense

What you'd say regarding da fact dat an 18-pack of eggs sometimes costs more than half-again-as-much as a box of 12.

One generally expects dat buying a larger "bulk" package of a certain item would automatically make da per-piece price lower, so it dozen't make sense to charge an extra 57% for an 18-pack of eggs.

by QuacksO April 8, 2024

Sapphic Senses

Basically, in the most simplest terms, the lesbian version for a ‘gaydar’.

Person 1: You smell homosexual

Person 2: How’d you know?
Person 1: My sapphic senses

by br15k May 28, 2024

Road Sense

Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.

Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!

Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!

*A short while later*

Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.

Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.

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by Dominant Opinions December 2, 2021

Sense-faking

Using self-referential linguistic hoops and astroturfed first-principle thinking to "make sense" of something complex, multi-faceted or paradoxical.

"I asked a Mcdonald's Cashier if I could pay ETH. She declined and asked for USD. We're still early."

Dude, you're sense-faking!

by typpwr August 2, 2022

funny sense

When one says something really crazy that is funny, but when thought about, makes total sense

Pablo: Do you know why crime is never solved in the south? There are no dental records and everyone shares DNA!

Henry: That makes funny sense!!!

by HenPerro July 4, 2022