Super Secret Santa

When a mall Santa Gets a boner and tells the kid to keep it a secret.

Kid: Whats that in your pants Santa?

Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*

by Damionx October 7, 2008

secret sauce

The shit that mickey d's puts on their burgers and shit. and cool special moves that are your own.

Hit me with that burger toss cuz all i want is that special sauce

andrew, kick out your secret sauce

by nitf July 4, 2006

Secret City

The unofficial nickname for New Bedford, MA.
Called Secret City due to the local hidden talent that stays undiscovered in the artistic underground. Coined by SkyKing.

You'll never hear my single on the radio because it was recorded in Secret City.

by El Phillippe! December 10, 2014

secret ingredient

to add to a food or item.

1)i added a secret ingredient. its love....my love

2)do these brownies have any secret ingredients???

by Doug...H October 23, 2005

Safeway Secret Society

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.

Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)

by Penis McPherson December 27, 2007

Secret Lover

A person you are currently having sex with, which you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.

"Don't tell anyone, but I have a secret lover."

by Super Secret Lover January 6, 2009

secret hipsters

A colloquial term used to describe seemingly average teenage girls who secretly take artsy hipster-esque pictures on the weekends to boost their self-esteems.

Girl 1: Let's go picnic in the park in our hipster attire this weekend.

Girl 2: Yah girl, I'll make sure to bring my fancy Nikon with me so we can have a super hot photoshoot.

Girl 1: Gahhh we're totally secret hipsters

by hottiemccnuggetpantz January 2, 2012