Scrump

When something is just so tasty like scrumptious but short.

That potato was scrump.

by PrincessChickenSnart April 7, 2023

Scrempt

Past tense of the word scream.

Ex. "I screamed loud as fuck. I fucking scrempt."

by Scrempt June 26, 2023

Scrump

A Scrump is a Iraq delicacy which is a endangered fish named the Scrump it taste of shrimp and a little like chicken but overall is a little bit smelly and looks horrid overall. The Scrump could be found in a certain area of the Atlantic Ocean where it is usually found washed up on shore or under rocks. Sometimes Scrumps can be more purple or orange and maybe white or a fleshy more meat color. Scrumps can be micro, small, medium sized and maybe even huge if you find the queen scrump. Scrumps are best cooked until black and burnt looking and are usually stuffed with some meat or wrapped with something. Scrumps live under big rocks in the sea in which they dig big areas under them to create a prefect living area. Scrumps are known for being a leading cause of cancer and even poisen related deaths if not cooked well while most symptoms of under cooked Scrumps are harmless like throwing up and nausea it could lead to more serious punishment so tread lightly with your cooking! Scrumps were known to be eaten by hunger pirates in the pirate age especially by two famous pirates Fatbeard and Crock! Although Scrumps might sound bad at first they can be fantastic after a good cooking!

Hello honey cook me some Scrumps before i get drunk and beat our son Tommy! Oh hi Debby your fatass needs to lay off them Scrumpies ( plural )!

by Benjamin Von Sanders. July 14, 2023

Scrumpled

When something is both scrunched and crumpled at the same time. When something is in a mash.

Everything is all scrumpled around in your bag

When something is in a jumble or all tangled up

by JaneLee August 10, 2023

scrumplicious

Scrumplicious, a portmanteau of scrumptious and delicious.

Terry: "Someone's putting chemicals in their food and iit's messing with our bodies. Like, have you felt really horny and really sterile lately?"
Korvo: "They genetically modified the cows on Earth. That's not a conspiracy. It's just the soulless pillage of a living creature's dignity."
Terry: "I'm seeing all the twisted threads here. The only part I'm missing is, you know, the bigger thread that connects them. But I'm close to uncovering it. B-T dubs, Jess, whatever you're making smells scrumplicious."
Jesse: "Thank you, Chef!"

by natalie portmanteaux August 29, 2024

Scrumpchouslibidydambadabam

Scrumpchouslibidydambadabam is making somthing so good that it is felonious while riding a red dolphin on a pirate ship with a HTC vive on the back of your head while shooting a flamethrower at the floating frying pan in the secret compartment in your basement and dancing like a ogre while making a sacrifice

Did you here that Boris got the death penalty 5 times for committing 27th degree Scrumpchouslibidydambadabam,
what a silly shaboinger

by SubSonic_plays October 8, 2023

scrumpy hands

A tradition in New Zealand. Where someone who is drinking scrumpy cider, tapes a 1.25L bottle either hand and is not allowed to remove them until they have finished the aforementioned bottle/s.
Typically popular in hospitality and university parties.

"Yo josh, did you see that noa is doing scrumpy hands tonight?"
"Lets hope he can finish them before needing to piss"

by Andrew Little December 17, 2023