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it's not science rocket

derogatory form of "it's not rocket science" (capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty), intent on mimicking the ignorance of the recipient.
"what do you mean you don't know what the address bar is? It's not science rocket."
by Mattymatt November 15, 2006
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Non-sciencey

-adj.
1. used to describe someone who does not possess the ability to enjoy, love, or (in some cases) comprehend the many different sciences. These people do not represent the scientific community.

2. used to describe objects that have no relation to the magical world of science.
1. Rebecca Black is the most non-sciencey person on the face of the earth.

2. That piece of chewing gum is unbelievably non-sciencey.
by Geekboutique April 24, 2011
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science dick

Science dick is the generally accepted measure of success in the fields on physics, chemistry, biology and dyingalonelyvirginology. Those who have made a greater number of important discoveries are known to have bigger science dicks.

It is similar to to the measure of "e-penis" used in other circles. It is also equally irresistible to girls. Researchers in computer science may score highly in both, an achievement known as diphallia. The science dick is not popular in computer science for this very reason.

Because of complaints by people hot for Jesus, science dick is generally not discussed in public. It was found that the more mathematical H-index correlates well with science dick, so it is often used instead. Next time you hear a scientist talk about H-index, know that he's talking about his dick.
"Booya losers! Guess whose science dick just grew ten inches!" -Albert Einstein, upon discovering general relativity

"I decided to quit my science career after I found out that Marie Curie has a bigger science dick that I do." -Many an aspiring male scientist

"Pasteur, sir, do I observe correctly a substantial increment in the size of your breeches?" / "Verily, how perceptive! Having written about boiling milk, I found it necessary to reflect the consequences it held for me personally" / "How rare!"
by Mark42 October 17, 2015
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Science Lenk

When someone is being loud and yelling at everyone while simultaneously being extremely weird.
person: * sees popular boys and squats *
friends: omg ur being such a science lenk
by zkxkkckdnwkak March 18, 2017
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Science

Something that you learn but forget about what the fuck you learned
Him-what is a science
Me-fuck
by Dhsndb November 13, 2018
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Bullshit Science Time

When something happens to you that you are unable to explain only to explain such an event using Bullshit Science.
Lets say you are playing any First Person Shooter, and you expierence lag which ends up getting you killed that could only be explained using the logic of Bullshit Science, But if it happens over and over and over then you can say it's " Bullshit Science Time"
by Elmer Fud 247 October 21, 2010
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broken science

The equivalent of BS just in a SFW format
Don't tell me reality TV is real, that is just broken science.
by M@RT!N October 8, 2011
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