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Schlitz fer Sharten

A synonym for flea markets

Schlitz means slash or “long cut” but also has reference to cheap beer.

Sharten slang for “shit”

So the term means “Shit for shit

A shitty hole in the wall flea market filled with shit.
I’d love to go to the park but I got to go with my grandma to the Schlitz fer Sharten today
by hotwheels04 October 27, 2023
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schlit

a derogatory saying for a lesbian with glasses and short, light brown hair.
Meg is such a schlit
by m.hoeh November 21, 2023
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Scheiterfreude

(n.) SHY-ter-froy-duh from German 'scheitern' (to fail) + 'Freude' (joy)

The perverse pleasure one gets from watching their own life go down in flames, usually followed by posting about it on social media. Like Schadenfreude's self-destructive cousin who never learned to adult properly. Or Schadenfreude's self-loathing cousin who lives in their parents' basement.

When you're laughing at your own mess-ups because hey, at least they'll make a great story later.

You decide to paint your living room for the first time. It ends up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting, but without the artistic intent. You share a selfie in front of your "new art installation" with the hashtag #Scheiterfreude
When you're laughing at your own mess-ups because hey, at least they'll make a great story later.

"After sending that drunk text to my ex, deleting my thesis by accident, and setting my microwave on fire - all in one day - I just sat there experiencing pure Scheiterfreude while eating cold ravioli straight from the can."

"After missing my train, spilling coffee on my white shirt, and sending that embarrassing email to the entire company instead of just my work bestie, I'm sitting here experiencing pure Scheiterfreude while crafting the perfect self-roasting tweet."
by StickyMcStickface November 7, 2024
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Schmit time

The expression of time used by streamer @justschmit. This time can differ but is on average 2 hours behind the arranged time
Schmit : i will be on at 4pm AWST

*Gets on at 6pm AWST*
Character 2 : your two hours late
Schmit : not according to schmit time
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Schneitzenbroke

“Jake Schneitzenbroke is coming to the cheese festival tonight
by Reggy Roo May 7, 2025
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Schnib

Schnib is a name or another word for willy!
"oh that fucking guy Schnib is trash at any game he plays" - Pshodo

"oh thats a big schnib!"
by Pshodo October 15, 2025
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amelia schmitt

Damn.....
Is that Amelia Schmitt? Damn....
by Ron Jonny November 9, 2013
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