Samuel

A "Samuel" is something real.

what this cat is doing is very smart but also very dangerous.
the conclusion is, this cat is samuel.

by gugir April 24, 2025

samuel hopper

Samuel hopper also known as sam h probably has a HUGE crush on you and is going to ask you out soon possible initials : s, g, a, m, i

• Did you here that Samuel Hopper has a huge crush on yk who!

by hotmom.com November 17, 2022

samuel hoogstrat

hes a fucking asshole and nobody fucking loves him because he likes to eat dog shit and he like the taste of dog shit lol fucking asshole I hope he dies a terrible death cuz hes a faggot

Dude why are you eating my sisters ass right now like that is so like a Samuel hoogstrat.

by fucking goerge ramero May 9, 2018

Samuel Austin

A guy who likes to lick toes. He will always kiss you goodnight on your pinkie toe.

That guy is such a Samuel Austin!

by Snicker the licker June 16, 2021

Samuel 22:28

You save the humble but your eyes are on the haughty to bring them low.

Hym "There it is! Samuel 22:28 You are monitoring and harassing people you think are too haughty. I'm not doing your religion and if you are doing it in the workplace it's both harassment and a violation of my first ammendment rights. Fuck your religion. Fuck your God. And fuck you. SHIN...'

by Hym Iam April 15, 2025

Samuel Hayden

also known as the Seraphim or Samur Mayker is an insufferable asshole in the doom series who no one likes

Samuel Hayden hates everything the slayer does

by symbiote riot July 13, 2024

Samuel Richardson

One who knows all, sees all and is all
They have a perm and a weak mustache

"Samuel Richardson, yeah, he's got a perm"

by SwaggableEnjoyer February 10, 2024