swedish milk

When you’re having anal and the guy pulls out so hard that shit gets suctioned out of the ass and then you vomit bc that shit is nasty. The aftermath is called Swedish Milk

Guy 1: you won’t believe what happened last night!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: let’s just say I have swedish milk all over my carpet....

by boxeshavefeelings July 4, 2018

Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.

I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection

by Ausandy October 20, 2023

Keep it Swedish

To remain neutral within controversial topics

With the lack of partisanship between both parties, I’m finna keep it Swedish

by anonymousdude18527 December 18, 2020

swedish fire torch

the moment when youre fucking and she sticks a flaming torch up the male anal cavity

oh shit sheela shove the swedish fire torch up my butt

by cocklicker552 April 17, 2016

Swedish tiling

When protecting a tile in order to recieve gifts or benefits from the owner of the tile.

Pjukkie did swedish tiling for nudes.

by TotallyNotTineRgr8 September 21, 2022

A Swedish Joke

A Swedish joke is mostly used by other Nordic countries like Norway, Denmark,Finland etc. But can also be found in some Slavic countries. A Swedish joke is a joke about how stupid Swedes are. Because of the other countries are jealous of the Swedish addiction. Mostly Norwegians because of the fact, that Norway do the work and Sweden takes the credit. They have the easiest language because of who stupid they are. And they criticised other skandinavian languages

She is such a Swedish joke. And think my teacher is a Swedish joke. Donald turmp is such an Swedish

by Ompalompa178 April 22, 2021

swedish conditions

A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.

High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.

We don't want swedish conditions in our country.

by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021