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keel story

Keel stories are when someone explain a story or something but what they have said is uninteresting or generally no one really gives a fuck about it.
“man jade just told us all a real keel story
by Spicyboy2319 January 5, 2018
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Story Swerving

When someone's telling a story and lies, and then gets called out. The liar then proceeds to backtrack, change the story, and lie some more to fit the new narrative
This guy was telling me the biggest lie, and when I called him out on it, he totally denied it, changed the story too! The Story Swerving was unreal, I think I got whiplash
by inner ninja June 18, 2016
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Whore Stories

Bragging about banging a girl in a disparaging manner to cover up a rejection.
James is telling Whore Stories because Amanda won't sleep with him anymore.
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016
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Viper Story

When someone is telling a story and exaggerates things to epic proportions in order to look cool
Bill: How was your date last night?
Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
Bill: Bitch plz, you be telling a Viper Story. You didn't tap anything, your anaconda got nada.
by Thatguyyoureallyhate May 3, 2016
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Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.
Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story
by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019
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Story Basket

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.
Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh
by itisme543 December 29, 2011
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Reddit story

A reddit story is a story (most likely ai generated) that can range from being mildly weird to absolutely deranged
Usually found on tiktok/yt shorts read by a text-to-speech ai playing minecraft with a cooking video under it
made to fry your brain and attention span

These stories can range from being about a kid and their birthday party to a stepsister f*cking their stepbrother alabama style.
Bro your vacation sounds like a reddit story
by Seataiii November 5, 2023
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