stoned to the bajesus

being high beyond recognition

i smoked so much last night i was stoned to the bejesus

by 2fiver October 5, 2003

Stoned Pixie

A fine girl who loves getting high.

Cass was a pretty Stoned Pixie. Slash tried to buy off her but she was a greedy Pixie.

by JHayes January 12, 2009

Stonehenge

A british dude.

Homer Simpson: Listen up, Stonehenge. I made a drawing of the places on Marge you can't touch.
British guy: Oh, you needn't worry. I'm a bit of an elbow man m'self, actually.

by Hellios2 September 24, 2013

Stone the flamin' crows

An expression of surprise or annoyance. First made famous by Ray Meagher's character Alf Stewart in the Australian soap opera Home and Away. Similar to "crikey!" or "streuth!"

Bruce: "Stone the flamin' crows, you've lost a lot of weight!"
Sheila: "Thank you.'

by Mama Teresa February 14, 2018

stone county high school

A place where the bitches are ugly. Every dude thinks he can fight, and you find dip cans in the bathroom. The rednecks park in the front and the normals park in the back. If your truck isn’t above 6 inches off the ground they’ll jump you. The pep rally’s tend to have broken microphones, and the football players get hyped for no reason. The softball team is all lesbian. The baseball team is sus. Soccer is gay. Tennis won 1/10 state championships. Cheer and band aren’t sports. That’s it. That’s stone. Oh yeah and everyone’s parents are either crackheads with fucked teeth or they ride around with a 12 gauge.

“Do you think her parents are crackheads?”
“Of course, she goes to stone county high school”

by Tyrone° September 24, 2019

power stone

The state of mind in which one exists when one stares passionately at a single thing for a long time only to be dissapointed and enraged by its results

I got to school early to play a game in the lounge and ended up losing to the biggest nerd ever. God i was in such a power stone...

by doug fresh September 19, 2006

Thomas Stone High

A ghetto highschool in Waldorf Maryland. Home to many SMIB's, hooknasties, hambones, prostitots and the KRB, and some how rated as number 270 something in the countries best schools...how that happened, we may never know.
Also see: Waldorf, KRB, Operation Sound Off, SMIB

Man, Thomas Stone High is da shiz

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005