Simpsoned

The act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.

Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.

by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011

Conrad Simpson

Conrad has a massive nose he is also 6 foot nine and the type of boy known so shout “harreh my heads stuck open the sun roof “

Conrad Simpson - “ Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“Yeah it nearly poked me in the eye in PE “

by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020

black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

azion simpson

Thick and most definitely the prettiest , has a bad attitude but the loyalist person of all

i love azion Simpson

by Jdjdhdhjdh November 22, 2021

OJ Simpson

The act of giving a blowjob while the recipient drinks orange juice.

"Dude, this fat black prostitute gave me a blowjob while I drank orange juice last night!" said Jake. "Oh my god," exclaimed Marson, "you got an OJ Simpson at waffle house."

by xxx_MyLittleBronie_xxx August 30, 2024

Jemima Simpson

Proper ginger

"Oh Jemima Simpson you're well ginger"

by Logan Chaka fortnite February 24, 2020

Kaidence Simpson

Kaidence Simpson is a very kind hearted person. Do not underestimate her though, if she feels you have done herself or someone she loves wrong she will kick someone’s ass. She is loyal and has a big heart that is often taken advantage of and is small but strong. Kaidence Simpson is athletic and prys at being the smartest, strongest, and most successful person in her environment. Kaidence Simpson is a lucky one to meet if you get one don’t ever let her go.

Person 1: Wow I wish I had someone loyal
Person 2: I already do I have a Kaidence Simpson!

by .unkown1_user_ December 27, 2024