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masterbatory scheming

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
by Hylindar September 2, 2014
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screwing the brew

As found in a song by The View, this means someone is taking advantage of the benefits system, the brew, also known as the dole or DHSS.
Skag trendy thought he knew just what to do,
He was only seventeen and he was out screwing the brew.
by dispyd October 21, 2007
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live streaming

Live Streaming is the broadcasting of live video and audio feeds from a remote location by way of services like those offered by Twitch.tv. Live Streaming provides opportunities for broadcasters to display their gameplay, game play-through, or other topics-of-interest in real time; a.k.a., live. Most live stream broadcasts typically associate a chat room portal through which viewers may directly interact with one another, as well as the broadcaster, in real time. Unlike highlighted, or archived, videos, live streaming provides an highly-interactive experience for both the broadcaster and the viewer in real time.
"I love watching walk-through live streaming of my favorite video games by popular gamers on Twitch."
by CommonSenseTeach March 15, 2015
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creaming the corn

verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.
"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"
by wzylvr09 July 1, 2009
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scraping

1. A black hat SEO spam technique in which the spammer plagiarizes content from other web sites to put content that's popular with search engines on his own site, often for the purpose of selling advertising back to the ijit search engines. Also used as a Google bowling technique to get competing web sites labeled as SEO spam.

2. Fighting.

3. Beating up someone.

4. Living in poverty.
1. Google eventually wises up to each new SEO spamming technique, so scraping will eventually get you banned.

2. Evrabody be Kung Fu Scraping! (Sung just as badly as it's worded.)

3. When I get done scraping him, his mama will have to finish scraping him off the floor.

4. They were just scraping by.
by Downstrike December 28, 2005
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Scraping

After proving unsuccessful in numerous attempts to pick up an attractive woman, moving on to the woman of lesser quality with the sole purpose of sleeping with them. "Scraping" is a last resort and is only to be attempted when all other options have been exhausted.
"Hey, this place is about to close I'm about to go scrape these two fat chicks over there for us"

"I'm not having any luck with all the bitches in this club tonight, time to do some last minute scraping"
by CBass151 September 14, 2011
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scrating

Of Ilkeston origin when someone is upset or crying, usually used in a negative, offensive, uncaring way
"Stop scrating"/"Your always scrating"/
by tmw January 24, 2005
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