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Bachelor Sandwich

Taking any and every condiment/filling/topping/leftover in the fridge and putting it between a hotdog bun, hamburger bun, bread or any bread-like product due to extreme hunger or any sort of intoxication. Creating an interestingly delicious meal
I just ate a bachelor sandwich with ranch, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, pickles and cheese that I cut the mold off. I'm probably making another.

I was wasted the other day and ended up filling a pita with leftover penne in tomato sauce, mushroom soup and croutons. It was the best bachelor sandwich I've ever eaten.
by Smelface April 8, 2017
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Sandwich Dick

When the scrotum is larger than the shaft and mostly/entirely encases the "fun part" of the genitals.
"His dick is so small" "His balls aren't" "That douchenugget has a sandwich dick"
by Milk Man the Master March 27, 2016
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oyster sandwich

She gave him the ol' oyster sandwich.
by AshleyTS89 June 7, 2021
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Cum Sandwich

This is the every day diet of a chode with lips also known as Ajit Pai
Ajit Pai: I'm hungry, hmm, what about a cum sandwich!!! yes!!! that would be delicious * proceeds to jizz in bread
by UCHEASY April 27, 2021
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The Chicken Sandwich

While having intimate relations with your partner you grab a live chicken/rooster and place it in between the both of you and you try and kill the chicken with your pelvis then cook it up for dinner that night.
Yo dude, I heard you had the chicken sandwich last night!.

Yeah..

Niiiiiiccceee
by Tbreezy6 August 14, 2017
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Mouth Sandwich

When you can't be bothered to construct a sandwich so you start eating the fillings directly.
You: I want to have a snack before I sleep...
Friend: Just have a mouth sandwich and let's head to bed.
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Astronaut Sandwich

When two people are bent over ass-to-ass while a third person stands and squats above them (with one foot on each back), thus creating a thrusting motion between the two asses. All of this happens whilst listening to Space Oddity
Hello! I'd like an astronaut sandwich please!
by The astronaut December 28, 2016
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