Sandwich Surgery

The operation performed when something you do not want ends up on your sandwich. Usually accomplished by carefully peeling or wiping the unwanted ingredient off the bread.

They put mayo and tomatoes on my turkey sandwich. Looks like I'm gonna have to perform Sandwich Surgery.

by XDNFX July 16, 2009

cunt sandwich

Middle lane cunt surrounded on either side by people who know how to drive

Simon was cruising down the motorway, ahead he can see a car in the middle lane with the slow lane completely empty .He sees a silver lupo aggressively on its tail and moving towards the inside lane to undercut. So Simon had no choice but to take the outer lane and cunt sandwich the fuck outa the wanker in the middle lane .

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Half a sandwich

What everyone calls Kade. Insted of Halavonich we say half a sandwich

Hey, Is that Kade Half a Sandwich?

by bostonsportsfan69 May 20, 2018

Astronaut Sandwich

When two people are bent over ass-to-ass while a third person stands and squats above them (with one foot on each back), thus creating a thrusting motion between the two asses. All of this happens whilst listening to Space Oddity

Hello! I'd like an astronaut sandwich please!

by The astronaut December 28, 2016

sandwich-gasm

When a state of orgasm is reached due to the deliciousness of the sandwich being consumed, usually of toasted cheese orientation.

Kevin: "That sandwich doesn't look half bad. Hows is it?"
Stephen: "It's so good. I think I'm having a sandwich-gasm"

by HodgeBoss June 6, 2010

Mouth Sandwich

When you can't be bothered to construct a sandwich so you start eating the fillings directly.

You: I want to have a snack before I sleep...
Friend: Just have a mouth sandwich and let's head to bed.

by bad english definitioniyer July 8, 2022

oyster sandwich

Female version of "tea bagging"

She gave him the ol' oyster sandwich.

by AshleyTS89 June 7, 2021