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Rick Santorum 

After intercourse, the man wipes his member covered in Santorum with his hand and asks "What did the hand say to the face?" Before his partner can reply, he smacks them across the face with his Santorum-covered hand.
I promptly wiped my cock after fucking my girl friend in the ass and asked in a sweet tone "What did the hand say to the face?" and quickly slapped her before she could answer.

I'm Rick Santorum bitch!
Rick Santorum by Rick-James January 8, 2012
Related Words
verb: to lick, suck, or draw something with the mouth. Specifically to the act of removing 'santorum' orally. (see santorum)
I don't mind dirty sex, but I would never rick santorum.
OR
She would only let him fuck her in the ass if he would rick santorum.
rick by typografik August 22, 2011

Rick Rolled 

When searching for video on youtube.com and instead of getting what you want you end up watching one of Rick Astley's music videos...
Dave:" I went on youtube to check out Criss Angel's illusions and end up getting Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up"

Austin:" HA you got Rick Rolled"
Rick Rolled by em456789 August 15, 2009

Dominic Riccitello 

Rich snobby actor from Scottsdale, who thinks the world revolves around himself.
Hey guys, it's Dominic Riccitello, wanna go to Tokyo next week?

nicole richie 

Best known for her work as Paris Hilton's sluterific accomplice. Thanks GOD the crusade of Hoebag and crack whore has come to an end
Make sure you pull a Nicole Richie and film the sex tape instead of starring in it
nicole richie by drphil=redneck April 18, 2006

nicole richie 

A twat that didn't have a sex tape unlike her best friend Paris Hilton, but is still a talentless skinny girl who has nothing going for her except money and drugs.
Look it's Grandma! Whoops, it's just nicole richie.
nicole richie by rahphee June 11, 2006