by anonymous November 2, 2021

by Jessica Smither June 20, 2022

by Ingoff, Jack March 8, 2020

The hangover you suffer on May 6 after binging Star Wars on May the 4th and partying on Cinco de Mayo (May 5th).
by Maschinenmensch June 2, 2025

The act of defecating on the bed when you’re always angry at your significant other. Spesifically at their side of the bed.
The cleaning lady found fecal matter on the left side of the bed. Security was told that it was a practical joke gone horribly wrong. Samples taken from the fecal matter confimed that it came from a human.
The loud arguments heard the night before the incident suggested that this was indeed a revenge shit.
The loud arguments heard the night before the incident suggested that this was indeed a revenge shit.
by Amegapint May 24, 2022

If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.
by QuacksO October 4, 2019

by Icevest July 7, 2024
