Redneck Car Wash 

A rain storm is approching and your car is dirty, so you decide to leave your car out so it gets washed by the storm.

Guy 1: "Man, your car is filthy!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's supposed to rain tonight so I'll just leave it out side and hit up the redneck car wash."

Redneck Car Wash by iroc78 March 11, 2009

Redneck Girl 

Girl who is totally sexy. She has a truck and it's bad ass. All the guys want her but she only likes rednecck boys. She loves country music. She probably not a virgin and she's cool with that. She hunts and fishes. She's a daddy's girl.

SHE'S SOOOOO HOT!!

Holy Shit....look at the Redneck Girl!

Redneck Girl by afanofjenna September 16, 2006

redneck engineering 

1. To modify an object to suit another purpose from it's original, often very dangerously, however.

2. To build a tool out of scrapped materials, commonly used in the repair of objects, or to substitute a tool.

As used in a zombie invasion;
Tom: I finally used redneck engineering on a weapon.
(Lifts up a metal pole with a bowie knife attached using massive amounts of duct tape and welding.)
Bill: That'll be useful, man. Good work there!

As used incorrectly:
LOL I REDNEK INGINERED A $10 DOLLAR BOARD GAME WITH MY IPAD! YOU GUIZ WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR IPOD TOUCHS?

redneck engineering by psew-don-nim December 24, 2010

Redneck Sperm Bank 

The act of jizzing in the family pool and getting multiple girls pregnant....

Grandmom: how did you get knocked up again??

Mom: I went swimming in your pool...

Son: OH FUCK

thats a redneck sperm bank...

Redneck Sperm Bank by dirty dicks July 8, 2011

redneck toboggan 

during sex, flip your girl over on her stomach and stick ur dick in her rectum, then ride her down the stairs.(may cause rug burn)

Hey man!..i heard u gave that girl a redneck toboggan!

redneck toboggan by Glen Thomas June 4, 2007

Redneck Sampling 

Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.

Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.

Redneck Sampling by Ms. ShawShaw March 1, 2011

Redneck Tow 

Moving an inoperable, undrivable vehicle from one location to another by pushing it with a regular old car (or rusty pick up truck).

One person sits in the broken car to steer, and the other drives directly behind in the 'pusher' car, flooring it to be able to move both vehicles. There is no equipment involved in this tow--just front bumper to back bumper and pedal to the metal.

A Redneck Tow is usually accompanied by screeching tires.

Redneck Tow by tantallum May 1, 2011