Skip to main content

Captain save a ratchet hoe

Don't be a bird from 33rd trying to be Captain save a ratchet hoe
by Simple.people March 11, 2024
mugGet the Captain save a ratchet hoe mug.

Mr. Ratchet

Noun: defining a man with no shame, Usually of the muscular nature, he'll be the first one to have your back in a bar fight or the first one "take one for the team" and have sex with the ugly girl of the group! This guy is not to be messed with since his actions suggest he has nothing to lose!
Don't fuck with Mr. Ratchet, that dudes mental!
by thelovedone April 16, 2014
mugGet the Mr. Ratchet mug.

ratchetry

When a person is, or chooses to be ratchet! The act of being ratchet.
Expecting a hotel's maid service to dispose of your used condoms is a classic example of ratchetry!
by talk2me-JCH2 May 11, 2017
mugGet the ratchetry mug.

ranchette

A small ranch; usually 5~10 acres.
A ranchette would be ideal! Some friends of mine have ranchettes.
by Starchylde June 3, 2016
mugGet the ranchette mug.

Ratcheteer

Noun.

A connoisseur of ratchet women, especially those pulled from nightclubs after last call. The ratcheteer's natural mating call is Rihanna's Talk That Talk which he requests from the DJ or sits in the parking lot banging from his car. The Ratcheteer has a specialized mating dance, similar to a body roll, used to signal ratchets that he is in heat. He is especially adept at disposing of evidence in parking lots.

Once a ratcheteer has identified and brought his ratchet back from the club for an "afterparty" he seeks out four specific environments for mating:

1. A living room full of partygoers
2. A public balcony
3. Someones kitchen
4. An air mattress

The ratcheteer typically will have no recollection of the previous evening as they will sleep until noon the next day. They will only find out about their behavior once on word spreads of their ratchetry on social media websites. Ratcheteers will spend all Monday at work on Facebook deleting evidence so close friends and family do not discover their ratchetness.
Q. What time is it?
A. 1:57 AM.

Q. Did you see that guy parking lot creepin' on those ratchets?
A. Yes, he promised them soda and nuggets at his afterpary.

Q. He should be put on probation for ratcheteering son.
A. Fo sho. bboy.
by SON and BBOY November 24, 2012
mugGet the Ratcheteer mug.

ratchetize

To make something ratchet, ghetto, bad, ugly, or worse.
Wow, thanks for totally ruining and ratchetizing my party. It's so ghetto and annoying.

I look too good right now, I need to ratchetize myself.
by LingDanc803 October 30, 2018
mugGet the ratchetize mug.

ratched ass hoe

Ratched ass hoe is a term used to describe a Bitch who not only lacks class, but also doesnt recognize class either internally or externally.
Gina the bartender looks and acts like a ratched ass hoe.
by Sir steamer May 29, 2017
mugGet the ratched ass hoe mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email