nice penguin

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.

Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.

by Аnоn December 31, 2011

Slimy penguin

A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.

Fuck man, that robber gave my house a slimy penguin!

by The_wild_hippopotamus August 27, 2016

Oral Penguin

The act of getting/receiving oral whilst playing club penguin.

Tucker- Zack you're retarded!
Zack- At least I get all the oral penguin.

by Not Zack August 8, 2016

Club penguin rewritten

It is the same game as the original club penguin but is based on 2009 - 2012 art style and parties. It is one of the most well known cpps after the shut down of club penguin.

Guy1: Too bad club penguin closed
Guy2: Play club penguin rewritten

by thicc_robot August 27, 2017

Mother Penguin

The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.

My girl and I tried the mother penguin over the weekend, shit was wild.

by Professor Morelotek June 10, 2018

Frosty Penguin

When you put biofreeze on your male genitalia and then participate in sexual intercorse.

Hey tom! Have you done the frosty penguin with your girl?

by Dicknanagins II January 6, 2019

Space Penguin

Celestial body that arrived there despite not being able to fly.

No one knew how it became to be in orbit. It was a space penguin.

by Not Jaffa April 10, 2019