poot

an affectionate term mostly used to define cats, but can be used as a noun to show affection toward your love one(s).

I love my furry little poots, they are so loving.

I love you, you're my poot <3

by gracie4938 April 28, 2010

pooter

Dried flowers of the Cannabis sativa plant - often smoked in a pipe or cigarette; sometimes ingested. Origin of this word is rumoured to have arisen from references to the "Poot poot" sound made by Popeye's pipe (what was he smoking?)

Hey Carlo, lets's smoke some pooter.

Last night I got fla-tooter-pootered!

by bob October 29, 2003

pootang

another word for sex, as used by the SAI in Ireland

Having pootang on scout camps

by No1 September 29, 2003

Poosty

A cross between, a Pussy and a Shit head.
A word inwhich you would call one of your friends.

"what do you mean you can't come anymore? God Katherine you're such a Poosty.."

by Vag. GG February 26, 2008

POSOTUS

The official acronym of the Piece Of Sh!t Of The United States.

"The POSOTUS gave a briefing on the Healthcare Plan today, and the people are rising up against it."

"The POSOTUS returns salutes in kind of a weak wristed way, what a fag"

"The 'Dear Leader' is really just a POSOTUS."

by PrinceAlTheManBearPig August 13, 2009

pootang

A slimy mucus that comes out of a womans vagina twice daily. It is toxic to ingest, however smoking it is fairly safe and leads to a euphoric high lasting between 3-4 hours.

Right kidda you wanna eat some pootang?

Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.

by b3nmay456 October 15, 2008

Poot

a name for a goofy friend who falls a lot.

Nooph is Bon Jon's poot.

by Bon Jon March 23, 2005