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pooper scooper

Someone who works at a vet clinic and cleans up all the defecation from the kenneled animals.
I worked at LAHC as a pooper scooper for two years and accidently ate a butt nugget once.
by MrAcuraIntegra August 14, 2003
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pooned

"pooned" should never be used as a substitue for "owned." Saying "pwned" is dumb enough. "Poon" is really and abbreviation of the slang term "poontang." "Poontang" has been around since the 70's. "Poon," in slang terms, refers to a woman's sexual organs, especially when refering to finding a way to have intercourse with said organs. "Tang," in slang terms, refers to the act of sexual intercourse.

"Poon" also is defined as the act of hitting something with a harpoon. However, that is a bit archaic.
"Dude, I got so much poon at the party."

or

"I need to get some poon so badly."

"pooned" is not a real word and therefore I have no example of it. You can't make a noun past tense...
by Noodlemonkey May 18, 2006
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pooper smoocher

1. A person who goes out of their way to brown nose and kiss up to others with the hope that they will be liked, accepted and befriended.
2. A facile person that is very pretentious and will act as if they admire, respect and even look up to one by constantly praising them when it is undeserved... all along with the motive of making people believe they are caring and sincere so then when they take advantage of this person or persons it is unexpected and therefore much easier put one over on them.
3. One who premeditates and targets someone and then uses their charm to manipulate them by lying and even telling them what ever it is that they think that person or persons might like to hear... all the while they have the intention of using that person or persons for their own selfish reasons later on when they deem necessary or most convenient for them.
sounds like: poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. I didn't know it was even possible for someone to be that much of pooper smoocher.
2. If they gave out trophies for being an ass kisser, her trophy would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 3, 2010
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pooper skewper

A word used to compliment someone with 100+ swags.
Nick: Hey Michael you are a pooper skewper

Mike: Wow Nick that was mean, I hate you.

Nick: Dood pooper skewper means you have a 100+ swags. Trust me I know.
by pooper skewper January 4, 2013
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Poopdick

Poopdick is a Brandon who fucked up one Saturday night when he was really fucked up and stuck it in the wrong hole
God look Noah got that Poopdick
by Poop dickens May 9, 2014
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sooper pooper

Fortnite kid's once they need to take a massive doo doo diarrhea shit, Once they take their shit they need a lot of toilet paper to wipe their stinky sweaty booty ass
by connor mcbundle July 6, 2021
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Pinky in the pooper

When a woman sticks her pinky in a dudes asshole during intercourse.
Ivan was smashing and this fire bish put her pinky in the pooper.
by Ivanbiash January 24, 2017
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