The Pudding Whistler

First, obtain a rake with a fiberglass handle. Next, find a SandPro tractor. Put the new rake in the compartment supplied on the tractor. After a few hours of SandPro work, the rake should brake, leaving you with a frayed, splintered rake end. Ideally, the rake end would be about a foot long. Take the rake stub home - buy some pudding (snack packs, whatever). Fill the hollow rake stub with pudding. Insert the pudding filled handle into the woman's ass. Don't take it out till' she whistles, like a tea kettle.

...yeah I was just about to say, I gave her The Pudding Whistler last night and she whistled only 5 minutes in!

by vsepr August 12, 2006

panty pudding

Also refered to as "pudding of the panties", "oatmeal","cottage cheese" or "sour milk". Describes off colored chunks of vaginal secretions.

After a long hard night of spanking it, yanking it and twirkin it, my boyfriend asked what he felt in my pants, and i replied, "its nothing- just some panty pudding".

by romeo November 22, 2003

pudding fingers

The act of fingering the butthole while your partner has diarrhea. Making your fingers appear to be covered in chocolate "pudding".

I fingered her butt and got pudding fingers!

by Ezroh January 4, 2017

belly button pudding

the smelly substance that collects in one's belly button

My belly button pudding that I scooped out of my belly button straight up stanks!

by James Booker January 5, 2008

mama's pudding

a huge, stinky, dirty, infected, scum covered, chafing, bloody, poo-smoothie

Ey yo mayn, you eva get a case of da mama's pudding? Maynnnnnn, that shit is crazzzzzz-ee!!

by Omfg Dragonite January 12, 2009

pooding

An unidentifiable glob that is brown or green and, therefore, resembles poopie. The actual identity of the glob may, in fact, be fecal matter or simply an imitation.

Enjoy that pooding, Davo, you dirty bastard!

by HugeBreasticle March 15, 2005

pudding beer

A special beer which is drunk in between the normal beer of choice as a treat or nice change from the cheap session beer. When the person does not have much money but uses the pudding beer as something to look forward to.

E.g. Drinking a few pints of stella followed by a banana bread beer.
Phil: Nice pint Jack, is that your pudding beer?
Jack: Yeah hammered my way through some stella to earn myself this baby.
Phil: Well done mate u bit tipsy then?
Jack: Yeah hammered my way to numb weller and kill babies
Phil: Oh dear Jack.

by Stanley The Manly February 10, 2009