side-pocket

The filthiest of prostitutes. A prostitute that sells access to their colostomy hole. This is also a prostitute of the drug addicted and homeless variety. Can also be another name for a colostomy hole. The term comes from a prostitute from Dallas who has become a local celebrity because of his trips to the emergency rooms of Dallas hospitals; and the fact that he literally has EVERY STD and form of hepatitis.

You are such a side-pocket!

by Los026 December 10, 2010

Pocket Text

Any text created and sent by accident from a smart phone or other device residing in your pocket.

Pocket Text Example: adfjaeqptqtprita dab

by bapzzyx June 15, 2011

Pocket Bitch

A girl who seems really nice to most people, but will turn in to a raging uncontrolable bitch if you do something to anger them. In effect they pull the "bitch card" out of thier pocket.

-"Man, I thought that amanda was really nice until she turned into a crazy bitch today."
-Reply:"Yea, shes a pocket bitch"

by Kevin Russell October 04, 2006

Pocket Jiggities

Pocket Jacks in poker , Popularized by Brad Owen

I got two pocket Jiggities suited

by CliffyOG May 12, 2021

fuck pocket

A vagina, a place to stick one's penis.

I rocked that hooker's fuck pocket with my man meat, all for twenty dollars.

by Burnsitito October 25, 2007

fish pocket

warm vagina, heavy fish scent ready for D.....

7th Grader.."I can taste Mrs. Johnsons fish Pocket from here"
Friend responds.."I wanna butter her muffin"


Fish Taco: If it smells like fish eat the dish.....if it smells like provolone you leave it alone.

by 1p1e2t6r8o4 February 03, 2009

Pocket Balance

Pocket Balance is achieved when the weight of items in your pockets is roughly even on eash side.

Somehow my iPod has meandered over to my left pocket- when its in my right pocket, i have a nice pocket balance between my phone and iPod.

by gthgfhtrhtrh6 March 11, 2009