Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Pumper

A person who spends an exorbitant amount of time tugging on their own penis for pleasure.

I've heard Aloris masterbates to his own raid parses. He's quite the pumper.

by anongg October 12, 2022

pumpernickle za

the pumpernickle zaza is a plant that holds medicinal and hallucinigenic elements. the pumper za is a small herb that spawns at the base of the hallowed forest. the pumper za can be identified by its neon blue color and white spots. you can obtain it by traveling to the hallowed forset or trading with the moon wizzard. the pumper is typically consumed by burning the leaf in a roll and inhaling the sparkling fumes. upont consumtion the user will experience halluciagenic visuals. these visuals can be used to accurately predict the future. the za also calms the users mind and fully restores stamina. it grants the user temporary enchantments of slowness III and mana II. because of these properties it would be wise for a wizzard to keep a stash of pumpernickle zaza handy.

hubert: this my pumper za plug, he chill asf
moon wizzard: you have returned to restock your pumpernickle zaza, i presume
hubert: fuck yea, come fuck wit ya boy
*daps moon wizzard*
sigmund: wow this fella really chill asf

by thebiggestbird February 16, 2023

plumber

Any member of any team in the National Basketball Association who is lacking the requisite athleticism one might usually expect from a hoopster who is earning a salary that could feed a third-world nation. The term is derived from the NBA's "plumber's era" (1988-1995) when expansion teams diluted the talent pool in such a manner that fans would complain that perhaps these ballers were not pulled from blueblood college programs or elite overseas leagues, but rather the owners were attempting to pass-off (no pun intended) members of a blue-collar profession such as plumbing as actual star performers.

You can't blame LeBron James for not winning more rings than Michael Jordan, he always had to carry a team full of plumbers!

by Simon Trinculo June 14, 2023

Plumbercore

Of or relating to all things plumbing and the habits of plumbers

"Jim is super into plumbercore. I'm pretty sure his dildo is a literal plunger"

by claern April 12, 2023

pumperclittle

/ˈpəmpərˌklit(ə)l/
noun
The act of having sex with a loaf or slice of bread, or more commonly, the bread having sex with you (it's a very popular term in France.)

I went to France last week and drank a bunch of wine and some chick had me do a pumperclittle, there were crumbs in all my crevices.

by Seniorplum July 21, 2023

Pumper

Being long a stock and saying anything positive about that stock in a public platform, according to IHUB forum standards.

Captain Black Bob Blanco accused me of being a pumper because I said I like the stock

by DiscordPC August 14, 2023