Plastic wings is where you engage in sexual intercourse with a female with an artificial appendage. This has to include a limb (arm, leg) therefore not the usual nose / breast / cosmetic enhancement plastic (which would make it a little bit OK).
Johnny won his plastic wings last night. He may have been disappointed but she was hopping when he bolted with her stereo and leg the next day.
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A) Changes the team they support
B) Supports more than one team
C) Has never been to see their team
Common misconceptions surrounding Plastic Fans suggest that they might know very little about the club’s history. However, in an attempt to overcompensate their shortcomings as a fan they meticulously research their club’s history a lot. If someone had supported another club/s then switched to their local, they are still considered to be plastic. The television or a stadium tour is not applicable to seeing your club play. You may only switch teams if your current goes into liquidation or relocates away.
These are the rules to see if you are a plastic fan. If you adhere to any of the above rules, you are a plastic fan.
A) Changes the team they support
B) Supports more than one team
C) Has never been to see their team
Common misconceptions surrounding Plastic Fans suggest that they might know very little about the club’s history. However, in an attempt to overcompensate their shortcomings as a fan they meticulously research their club’s history a lot. If someone had supported another club/s then switched to their local, they are still considered to be plastic. The television or a stadium tour is not applicable to seeing your club play. You may only switch teams if your current goes into liquidation or relocates away.
These are the rules to see if you are a plastic fan. If you adhere to any of the above rules, you are a plastic fan.
Person 1: Did you know Spurs were the first team to do the double in 1961
Person 2: You’ve haven’t been supporting them for long you plastic fan. Bet you’ve never been to a match
Person 1: No but I had a stadium tour for my birthday
Person 3: I thought you supported Southend United anyway
Person 1: Yes, I do as well
Person 2: You’re so plastic
Person 1: No I’m not, I support both a lot. Did you know that Spurs won…
All: Shut up.
Person 2: You’ve haven’t been supporting them for long you plastic fan. Bet you’ve never been to a match
Person 1: No but I had a stadium tour for my birthday
Person 3: I thought you supported Southend United anyway
Person 1: Yes, I do as well
Person 2: You’re so plastic
Person 1: No I’m not, I support both a lot. Did you know that Spurs won…
All: Shut up.
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Get the Plastic Pussy mug.Plastic fans are basically glory hunters. The most common example of a plastic fan is a man city supporter. If Newcastle’s takeover is completed you will be seeing many new plastic fans most of them will be former man city fans because they are plastic.
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