"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

The description for a passive-aggressive unlikable woman who has a large and awful impact on everyone in her life, including her family who doesn't love her.
by that ho December 19, 2023

a fail involving a chair
1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while
yawning)
*chair collapses
boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"
2- boy 1- "i need a rest"
*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the
ground
"aww man, i just chair planted"
3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"
*walks over but trips on chair leg
"owww, damnit my nose"
yawning)
*chair collapses
boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"
2- boy 1- "i need a rest"
*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the
ground
"aww man, i just chair planted"
3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"
*walks over but trips on chair leg
"owww, damnit my nose"
by thespirit June 30, 2009

by HammerPavel July 31, 2017

A scam which is popular in the Philippines. It is basically a scam that you put bullets in bags of people in the airport so that the victim will be arrested because security saw it.
by moosyude January 10, 2016

a slang word used by people who like or play as the plants inside video games such as piranha plant (super smash brothers ultimate) wormwood (don't starve together) or plantera (terraria)
by paper horse filled with candy March 5, 2023
