When you're having sex and you cum on their chest - grab a spoon and use the back of it to smear it around in a circle, the nips are already the peperonis and then you grab some olives and chuck it at them. Bone apple tea!
by Lemon Isit February 20, 2021
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by InTheKnow.07 March 7, 2021
Get the blue pizza mug.Teasing something for a long time but moving the date further into the future, while promising it will soon happen. Originating from a south park episode, in which G.R.R. Martin promises the arrival of pizza delivery and dragons without making any afford, while continuingly swearing they will arrive soon and they just need to wait a little longer.
by Senk3tsu August 2, 2023
Get the Pizza-Dragon mug.A kindly old blondie who, surprisingly, used to be the principal of Mckinnon Secondary. This is surprising because MSC is well known for its cruel and barbaric practices and has violated the Geneva Convention on many occasions. Either she is clueless on these events happening around her or he simply turns a blind eye to them, she is actively allowing these crimes to happen. It is theorized that Pizza Onion was brainwashed by Lachlan Noble and Richard Long duos a long time ago, perhaps somewhere in the early 1860’s using a mixture of coercion and interrogation techniques. Regardless, she does not care or does not know about the atrocities that were committed in McKinnon Secondary. She retired at the end of 2022 and now resides in her home and is regularly visited by her granddaughters.
Haruku: Hey bro, I think Pizza Onion was the only nice authority figure who seemed to be on our side this entire time.
Thomas: I know. I wish she started younger so we could still have her. I miss the days with her here.
Haruku: And now this ugly old man has full power over us.
Thomas: I hope he dies in a car accident.
Thomas: I know. I wish she started younger so we could still have her. I miss the days with her here.
Haruku: And now this ugly old man has full power over us.
Thomas: I hope he dies in a car accident.
by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023
Get the Pizza Onion mug.When you’ve eaten more than your fair share of pizza at someone else’s house after a long night of drinking and it’s time to leave, but you want more pizza, so you shove a couple pieces in your purse on the way out.
by Heebee January 3, 2020
Get the purse pizza mug.When you force a pizza onto someone. For example, when you order a pizza to be delivered to a friend or significant other without their consent.
“You are so stubborn! Just let me order you a pizza, damn it! I don’t want to have to pizza rape you.”
by Normboo01 February 6, 2020
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Cory has been dabbling in pizza manipulation. I used to be like him until I got called out at a party.
by Sweetcornz June 20, 2020
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