God-pire

n. A vampire with an extreme God complex to the point of believing himself to be God.

n. One who uses others to make themselves feel more relevant; deceptive, manipulative person.

God-pires are usually drawn to weak minded, usually gullible and kind people.

The God-pire turned millions of people into vampires, making them his followers.

That guy was such a god-pire; all he did was use you.

by Sheepii July 25, 2011

Intimidating Pixie

A sexual move in which a man dresses as a fairy and proceeds to enter the room of a sleeping girl with a handful of dirt. He then begins to masturbate and once about to climax taps the sleeping girl on the back of the head to wake her and then throws dirt in her face to simulate pixie dust right as he blows his load on her face.

This bitch wouldn't have anything to do with me at the bar so I followed her home and gave her the intimidating pixie.

by robash982 October 11, 2015

Lead pixie stick

Suicide by shotgun.

Bob took his divorce pretty poorly... He had himself a lead pixie stick... Poor bastard.

by IAJester June 7, 2017

Mexican Pixie Stick

The act of pouring cocaine down a straw stuck in an asshole

I asked Bobby for a pixie stick, didn’t expect it to be a Mexican pixie stick!

by Lettucehead November 24, 2017

Magic Pixies

A term that means electricity in the plural form or a single electron, it is commonly used by AvE.

As I turned on the switch magic pixies came out of the wall and into the light bulb.

The dead battery was out of magic pixies.

by Astralphaser666 May 31, 2018

Big pires

A tea plate of big proportions, about the size of an average dinner plate.

I bought a new big pires because my dinner plate broke.

by ambi_ April 7, 2020

Dumb Pixie

When someone is being stupid or an idiot

For example when you are doing something dumb.

Tyrxze: hey Pixie stop putting cow tails in with sheep heads, stop being a Dumb Pixie
Pixie: oh shut up I'm you're just Tyrxze

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021