Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

Self Pity

Maja Persson

You're feeling self pity? Oh you mean you're feeling Maja Persson

by Skogsmulle October 6, 2017

shitty pitty

Menial, mundane, and with subpar results

I have to get back to my f***ing shitty pitty job.

by MrrrrD May 24, 2018

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

Incelf pity

When an incel laments about the object of their affection, or the opposite sex in general having no interest in them. Self pity but is incel in nature.

Incel: "I don't know why girls don't see me for the catch that I am! Nice guys like me always end up alone."

Pretty much everybody: "STFU! Nobody wants to hear your incelf pity!"

by Pace_Picante October 16, 2020

Drippy Pippy

A word for a vagina that is constantly wet or moist.

Man 1: Hey man. I saw you walking with that chick, did you do it?
Man 2: yeah man, she had that Drippy Pippy though, already wet

Woman 1: oh yeah I have a drippy puppy, I am always wet.

by Pipa-Malipa April 7, 2021

Dirty Piptendo

When a guy screams, "FUCK" at a monitor and starts making monkey sounds.

A twitch streamer does a Dirty Piptendo.

by Crftf April 9, 2021