apple picking

When the woman is on top while having sex, the man reaches for her titties, and she leans slightly back so he misses them and is left grasping thin air. The man has then gone apple picking.

Sally: "Me and Jerry was gettin it last night!"
Mary: "oh yeah? Did you try anything new to spice it up?
Sally: "Well, when I was on top I had him apple picking like he was hungry!"

by GingerPaws February 8, 2017

Pini

The plural for penis. (pronounced pee-nai)

person1- So many penises!
person2- i believe the term is pini..

by ohhaiitsme645642 July 9, 2011

Cotton picking

Noun
An activity which occurs when, before sex, a girl forgets to take out her tampon. Afterwards, realizing what has happened, one or both of the partners must reach in and retrieve aforementioned tampon.

"Ah shit Dan! I left my tampon in... I guess it's cotton picking time."

by James C-drinks-gin December 22, 2008

pea-picking

The picking of peas.

Yesterday I want pea-picking with my grandmother.

by Deborah Browning March 22, 2010

cotton pickin minute

Old term used for the time it would take the slaves to pick their cotton.

See "nigger minute"

"Them negros are going to be working for a cotton pickin minute"

by ZeroXfile February 19, 2010

Pilking

The act of taking a self shot picture... of yourself... in an environment with a face of displeasure/Sadness.

the name "Pilking" comes from the name "Karl Pilkington" made famous by the show "An Idiot Abroad"

a show in which he commonly shows displeasure in his adventures around the globe.

You: "Here's a picture of me Pilking in front of the Statue of Liberty"

by Benarmy August 27, 2012

Pinking

To put an alcohol saturated tampon in the vagina to feel the effects of alcohol without actually drinking it. This desperate act is usually done to avoid detection by those who know you are a total drunk. The odor of alcohol will not be on the pinkers breath.

I was pinking in church this morning while sitting next to my grandma.
-Different uses
I was punk as hell last night.
I could use a pink bad!

by Freightrain47 June 24, 2014