Ping

Referring to the milliseconds it takes to for your action to reach the server

"Oh my god bro, I can't pick this up because i have too much ping."

by genitalgrabber May 20, 2023

Ping

Short notice networking event. Can be formal or informal.

Hey are you coming to the Sony Ping on the convention?

by Singwel Marik Rapni July 7, 2025

God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.

I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.

by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021

ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.

Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked

by oompaloominator March 10, 2010

Ping

A Parasite in your Spanish class

Stop ping

by miaw cats December 7, 2021

Paki Ping

When someone has a bad internet connection, often recognized in games.

This guy is lagging, he has a paki ping

by rustamk October 13, 2021

Ping pong

Something sentient species chase for endless hours to prove their worth, endurance and skills to other homosapiens, in order to accomplish something so pointless that we aliens endorse ant more than humans.

Humans: Ping pong
XJAY-563: At least you do something, unlike Jack who can't suck ass

by Jack who eventually sucked ass March 2, 2021